Friday 16th July 2010 – The afternoon Heath Linn, 19 years old, shot a round of golf and broke eighty, a feat he had never achieved. In the grand schemes of humanity not an important event, but in the life of Heath Linn it marked a watershed moment – Heath Linn had become a golfing man.
A man who can independently, without cheating, score well, beat his opponents. Heath Linn has done this without playing golf regularly since being 17 years old. Heath Linn has unlocked potential. Heath Linn can score 77 and then go to the clubhouse and take the money of old people. Suck my dick, golf.
Golf is dead. Long live Heath.
