20/07/2010

An Alternative View

I have come to the conclusion that the Brazilian World Cup 1970 goal was in fact scored by the Paul Jewell's highly respected and emulated Wigan Athletic side. Here is the official commentary.



Pass one: Leighton Baines -> Matt Jackson
Pass two: Matt Jackson -> Graham Kavanagh
Pass three: Graham Kavanagh -> Jimmy Bullard
Pass Four: Jimmy Bullard -> Graham Kavanagh
Pass Five: Graham Kavanagh -> Ian Breckin [Captain]
Dribble Past Four Players: Ian Breckin
Pass Six: Ian Breckin -> Leighton Baines
Pass Seven: Leighton Baines -> Lee McCulloch
Pass Eight: Lee McCulloch -> Jason Roberts
Pass Nine: Jason Roberts -> Nicky Eaden
GOAL: Nicky Eaden



I hope you have all seen the truth behind all the lies that have been spread for decades. God bless your soul Nicky Eaden and good luck in the sexual arts industry Paul Jewell.