School Children

Six weeks of English summer, mostly pissing down and glimmers of change when the sun stops from wanking over African crops to bless our anaemic ridden school children with seventy two hours worth of shooting each other with make belief guns made of sticks, and the occasional tree trunk if you think you’re a member of the Baldwin family in a Stanley Kubrick Vietnam War movie.

Well, a disgusting little poverty ridden schmucks decide to go back to school with a fucking cold and spread it around school. Why don’t the little mother fuckers just stay at home and have another four days holiday, instead of passing the Black Death around Chorley?

Lindsay Hoyle has motioned in the House of Commons to have all children with colds to be chemically castrated, being a knee jerk liberal, I believe this is a little heavy handed, but at least whip them or summat. Bring back the birch!

I’m too young to die.