1. Reporter: “Gordon, can we have a quick word, please?”
Strachan: “Velocity” [Walks Away]
2. Reporter: Can I ask you about Augustin Delgado
Strachan: I've got more important things to think about. I've got a yogurt to finish by today, the expiry date is today. That can be my priority rather than Augstin Delgado.
3. Reporter: Welcome to Southampton Football Club. Do you think you are the right man to turn things around?
Strachan: No. I was asked if I thought I was the right man for the job and I said, "No, I think they should have got George Graham because I’m useless."
4. Reporter: Gordon, you must be delighted with that result?
Strachan: You’re spot on! You can read me like a book.
5. Reporter: This might sound like a daft question, but you'll be happy to get your first win under your belt, won't you?
Strachan: You're right. It is a daft question. I'm not even going to bother answering that one. It is a daft question, you’re spot on there.
6. Reporter: Bang, there goes your unbeaten run. Can you take it?
Strachan: No, I'm just going to crumble like a wreck. I'll go home, become an alcoholic and maybe jump off a bridge.
7. Reporter: Gordon, Do you think James Beattie deserves to be in the England squad?
Strachan: I don’t care, I'm Scottish
8. Reporter: You don't take losing lightly, do you Gordon?
Strachan: I don't take stupid comments lightly either.
9. Reporter: So, Gordon, in what areas do you think Middlesbrough were better than you today?
Strachan: What areas? Mainly that big green one out there….
10. Reporter: There's no negative vibes or negative feelings here?
Strachan: Apart from yourself, we're all quite positive round here. I'm going to whack you over the head with a big stick, down negative man, down.
The pick of the bunch is obviously this one…
On Wayne Rooney being called up for international duty: “It’s an incredible rise to stardom; at 17 you’re more likely to get a call from Michael Jackson than Sven Goran Eriksson”
