12/09/2009

FAO: Prospective actors and investors

In my head I have seen the perfect introduction to my new movie – it’s a homage [stolen] from the first series of Japanese children’s programme – Monkey.

The sequence will be accompanied with Les and Ray by Le Tigre. I am a visionary for our generation, and those that will follow. I’m ready for a night of writing my baby; I’ve got my Armani glasses on and ready to get into the mind of the common kid.

A theatre for the common man. I’m on the brink of something really big. I’m a younger Barton Fink.

I’ve also had another idea for a film, based around a young lady who cannot accept her demons and until she will she will be haunted by them and push those away who want to help her. The subplot being that one of the demons is becoming human with a family.

I’ve been informed Joel Schumacher has pitched my idea to universal and wants to cast George Clooney as a superhero with in-built nipples in his batsuit.