Greetings Travellers, I'm Heath Linn.
So far this January I have read more books than I have read in all of 2009 - so far I have completed the following: Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Hell's Angels, The Rum Diary, The Revolution Betrayed and For Socialism. Leon Trotsky's book was much more assessable than I believed it would be, really well written, although, at times he either has very deaf sense of humour or he is praising the work of Stalin.
In sad news, which shows that I am not the footballing superhuman I thought I was, but instead my friends are just shit. Oliver Street, amateur defeated me three times in a row on Pro Evolution Soccer 2009, I had not played the game for a couple of months, but neither had he, and I believe the only way to exorcise my shame is by sharing it with the world.
Recently I lost my debit card - a real drunken ball ache. I've drank too much, but done well in not going out on full blown nights out, but just instead pub crawls during the afternoon and then Font till closing time. Met a guy who said (bullshitted) that he was tazered eight times by the police whilst he had 16 bra's wrapped around his head, and then had sex with three different girls in one night. Truly a bigger bullshitter than that guy at Offset '09 who believed he could turn a dyke straight whilst watching Lion King.
I hope to go Offset 2010 again this year, especially with the little work I have to do. Anyway, off I go to watch a couple of episodes of Mighty Boosh whilst having tea and then back to my essay on Socialism - very boring, and I have 2000 words to do in eight days, but I still believe it will go straight down to the wire.
