Heath Linn is a 18 year old student from Chorley, but currently resides in Manchester. He is so self-absorbed he believed he had the sovereign right to complete a quiz meant for celebrities on www.Guardian.co.uk, however Heath Linn's effort is not as self-absorbing as Dr. Dre - Wigga.
When were you happiest?
Wigan Athletic's 2002/2003 season when we won the league and had the dream team including Jimmy Bullard, Jason Roberts, Nathan Ellington, Leighton Baines, John Filan, Jason De Vos, Ian Brekin, Nicky Edan, Gary Teale, Alan Mahon, Lee McCulloch - we were dangerous.
What is your greatest fear?
Not going out on my own terms
What is your earliest memory?
Playing on the best green bike at Nursery everyday, selfish boy.
Which living person do you most admire, and why?
Roy Keane - says what he thinks, and is always right.
What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
Sometimes I think if I had the motivation to be a little better I'd be the greatest human being and the one all people would ADMIRE.
What is the trait you most deplore in others?
Arrogance
What was your most embarrassing moment?
Going to control the football in the 10th second of the game and it going under my foot and into the net...
What is your most treasured possession?
Ben Hogan Colorado 60 degree lob wedge - the tool I am most useful with.
What makes you unhappy?
People making wrong decisions when I've told them the best solution.
Who would play you in the film of your life?
Larry David or John Goodman
What has been your biggest disappointment?
Not being ruthless.
What is your favourite word?
Cunt
What is the worst thing anyone's ever said to you?
"Con Air is a great film!"
What is your guiltiest pleasure?
Watching movies or (decent) tv programmes all day.
What do you owe your parents?
£20
Who would you invite to your dream dinner party?
Larry David, Roy Keane, Brian Clough, Flavour Flav, John Goodman, Evil Kneivel, Mark Crithcley, Marcus Barnett, Joe Smith, John Foley and Ryan McGeown
What is the worst job you have ever done?
KFC
If you could go back in time, where would you go?
Go and watch 1970 and 80's football to witness Clough, and 1916-22 Russia to witness what a revolutionary atmosphere is like.
What do you consider your greatest achievement?
Breaking a girl's ankle whilst playing football and the amount of unaccountable bullshit I spurt everyday.
What keeps you awake at night?
The Simpsons or essays.
What song would you like played at your funeral?
When the Music Stops - Roger Daltrey OR Oh Shit - The Pharacyde
What is the most important lesson life has taught you?
Cider + Hip-Hop + Friends + Nightclub = Happier Heath
Tell us a joke.
Me: Do you like fish sticks
Kanye West: Yah
Me: What are you, a gay fish?
Tell us a secret.
No.
